What's on your match bingo card tonight?

[Carlos Parra]

Easts:

• Score first
• Lose the penalty count
• Lose the 6A count
• Drop the ball in their first set of 6 (or the first 3 minutes - whichever comes first)
• Make more errors than their opponents
• Lose at least one player to HIA
• Lose at least one player to the sin bin
• At least 2 players put on report
• Suffer at least 3 referee howlers
• Fail to clean up Brisbane's goal line drop outs
• Attempt an intercept on the wing instead of tackling the opponent who goes in to score anyway
• Kick out on the full on the last tackle
• Stuff up their 1 challenge
• Have at least 1 try disallowed
• Miss most shots at goal (if there's any at all).
• King Saliva to defend the entire team and the coach after the match

I know it's a big bingo card, but if you get all of them right, you can have bragging rights for the rest of the season.

PS: Brisbane by 30+.

[Thirteen]

First error Butcher.

[Carlos Parra]

First error Butcher.

Short odds for that one.

[Inflictor]

Young let's in 2 tries going for intercepts.

[Carlos Parra]

Add a few more for good measure:

• Tedesco slips over
• Tedesco loses his shorts
• S. Smith runs sideways all game
• Reynolds tears Easts apart
• B. Smith gets injured

[HDTONE]

A narrow win to Easts.
Poor 1st half and bounce back in the 2nd as the donkeys have switched off

[mightyrooster]

A penner calls the team the dumbest ever.
We are forced to defend 4 sets of 6 in a row on our goal line.

[mightyrooster]

The fox commentators mention Reece Walsh every 3 minutes.

[Rocky Rhodes]

All pretty good Carlos but I'm not sure King Coward will show up.

Others:
Walsh to do his eye lashes and mascara and do his stupid dive when scoring a try
Hass to smash our middle
Young to make most rooster metres but I'm counting sideways metres as well

Broncs by 24..

[Carlos Parra]

The fox commentators mention Reece Walsh every 3 minutes.

Short odds again - especially with Inane Ginnane commentating.

It's guaranteed.

[B2B]

We score first , and then let 5 in unanswered tries

[Carlos Parra]

We score first , and then let 5 in unanswered tries

You're 2/6ths of the way there.

[Carlos Parra]

We score first , and then let 5 in unanswered tries

You're now half way there.

They'll crumble from here, with a lot of help from the criminal referee.

[Carlos Parra]

Easts:

• Score first TICK
• Lose the penalty count TICK
• Lose the 6A count
• Drop the ball in their first set of 6 (or the first 3 minutes - whichever comes first)
• Make more errors than their opponents TICK
• Lose at least one player to HIA
• Lose at least one player to the sin bin TICK
• At least 2 players put on report TICK
• Suffer at least 3 referee howlers TICK
• Fail to clean up Brisbane's goal line drop outs
• Attempt an intercept on the wing instead of tackling the opponent who goes in to score anyway TICK
• Kick out on the full on the last tackle
• Stuff up their 1 challenge TICK
• Have at least 1 try disallowed
• Miss most shots at goal (if there's any at all).
• King Saliva to defend the entire team and the coach after the match TICK

I know it's a big bingo card, but if you get all of them right, you can have bragging rights for the rest of the season.

PS: Brisbane by 30+.

So bloody predictable.

[Carlos Parra]

We score first , and then let 5 in unanswered tries

Close, but no cigar.