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  • The Misfits Chooks vs the Smackie player ratings

    Three games thrown away this season all three shouldve been won.This was one of em if it aint the refs its their own stupidity.
    We hurt Manly in defence but they out enthused us may be a bit more experienced in pressure games

    So that I guess is our main problem -pressure we are not very good with it and get out muscled.Fix? Mini and Bamasta to hell.
    Best players mmm, Cordner ,Tasi ,BJ despite a few drop balls.
    Who cares, season slowly slipping ,when we cant beat a team with half their players out ...again..

    Butterfingers -4- yeah yeah always trying .....lets do the maths on mini in every game 3 good things for 3 major errors = zero wins at least Count Malaka is consistant...love him but one more year ???

    Ouch Ouch Moga -2 -its hurts when you get 50 hospital passes from friend and the overated one .Could be looking at plastic surgery by the end of the year.

    Steven Hawkins -0- Peni farthing is shit will always be shit he invented shit...another to let go .His new book is out ...Kill a Backline from Outer Space. Jigaboo where are you .

    Bird shit head -6- Played well but fumbled a fair bit when it counted-Its called concentration. Still young but coming into his own -Tell him its good luck and he will make lots of money with the bird shit on his head ( Greek Saying)

    Outa Here Perret-5- not bad but another to return to sender .Waste of time .Stop the sympathy .

    Captain Hooked-2- Dont argue he gets two from me the best he has played all year I saw him move forward once set up a try and had a hand in another and didnt even break a finger nail much to Jodies delight.Why god did you make me follow the roosters and why do we get every coupla years we sign saviours that really are 666

    Mortein -7- A bit generous with the rating but added zip and imagine when Pearce gets back and Farknuckle is gonski > Melon phoned me to tell me what beautiful blue eyes Morts has .

    Priscilla -2 - Normally reliable etc but in bad form and dragging (scuse the pun) his team with him .I was a fan of Mitch but Im with Trew this week Ha!. Playing like a farken Tranny on heat , not good enough .

    Iron Man -7- I love Tasi has a great effective work rate and will improve heaps this year . Wanna see him box SBW in a no disqualification Queensbury rules match.

    Pretty Boy Floyd -7- Hasn’t had his 19th yet and becoming a very good player like we all thought he would big season for him this year and even bigger next year after the experience .Cordner should be groomed for Captain and Im farken serious not Aubbs the fag.

    Changa Langlands-3- They say kennedy is needled up –yeah right we have depth so why isn’t he been spelled like a broken down horse…..and he chickened out of a blue with Watmough that for me says Newtowm and welcome Bosdan.
    Gomer Pyle – 3- a lot of fags this week ……don’t know why his Labrador was sending him down the short left side may be his halves were shit.You know he made a good break and not one khunt was in site from our team in support.Friendy it average at the moment he was player of the year for us but then again the bloke that hands that award out is drunk too.

    Mommas boy-7- Should always be on the field the longest .JWH is good when he is never taken off –take him off and he loses momentum along with the rest. His momma wont be slappin him around this week she should slap Smithy.
    Carney MKII -2- one week on one week off .Guerra – he is like a ballon one prick and he is gone.

    Slugger -4- Arona works hard and makes meters when his on the field another Smith farked up bench manouver .Low rating cause he was on for 5 seconds not including the time wasted for the video ref

    Who else played ? who gives a fark has no bearing.
    Our old fellas are the real let downd you can understand the young blokes screwing it up etc but ya know Anast and Mini are the team leaders ? no way.

    Not much else to say it’s the same as Saints – Warriors game and this as Marley Bansai said not much will happen this year enjoy the ride –stoned preferably.
    A few good wingers playing for Newtown and a few good props just play them Moga to center and I am sweet.
    Do we have a bye next week? Lets see how the video ref can screw that one for us .

    Ive always wanted to do Heroin does anyone know where I can score?
    Last edited by The Brain; 05-20-2012, 07:32 PM.
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

  • #2
    I think you're already on something mind altering.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by John View Post
      I think you're already on something mind altering.
      Yep its called Rooster Crack just watch em for two hours and get high
      Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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      • #4
        How about Smith 10 for use of the hook.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ox Baker View Post
          How about Smith 10 for use of the hook.
          3 cheers for Brian ... I reckon he has been hanging out for two years to do that
          Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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          • #6
            i agree but smith 5 for starting him!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by stephenj View Post
              i agree but smith 5 for starting him!
              lol...........
              Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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              • #8
                Originally posted by The Brain View Post
                Yep its called Rooster Crack just watch em for two hours and get high
                Ha ha great read mate. That Rooster Crack is killing me.

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                • #9
                  The video ref is working on it for next week. My sources inform me there is some big money coming in on the bye against us next week. May be the first time the competition ladder has to include the bye on 2 points.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The Brain View Post
                    Yep its called Rooster Crack just watch em for two hours and get high
                    Song to watch Roosters go down to.

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                    • #11
                      lol some of your best.

                      Chook.

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                      • #12
                        when u score some gear save some for me , see u tuesday , the roosters and refs have done my head in again , great read

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                        • #13
                          Its impossible to rate our backs with the shit service the recieved from our halves/hooker

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Roid Rage Rooster View Post
                            Its impossible to rate our backs with the shit service the recieved from our halves/hooker
                            I think they did better when they were doing drugs alcohol and hookers

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                            • #15
                              Cpatain Hooked - love it!

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