Time to join the Club - Call Yourself a Rooster in 2024

[King Salvo]

Club Membership is now on sale for Season 2024 - Can you call yourself a Rooster?

In 2023 we reached an unprecedented milestone in our celebrated history - 20,000 strong Roosters Members!

And as our Membership following continues to soar – we want you to Call Yourself a Rooster in 2024 and join us in the next chapter in our proud history!

https://www.roosters.com.au/news/202...oster--member/

[Jacks Fur Coat]

I'm a country member.

Dr Voodoo Man, Andrew Walker and Rooster1908 can all verify my bona fides.

[mightyrooster]

Lol, pet membership is back.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

Lol, pet membership is back.

Oh...well that scuppers about a third of my Souths jokes for the year.

[Thirteen]

Lol, pet membership is back.

How is a pet meant to sign up? My Kelpie Teddy is pretty smart but no way can he fill out that form.

[mightyrooster]

Oh...well that scuppers about a third of my Souths jokes for the year.

I was thinking the same thing! Also my AFL comebacks when the in laws go on about how AFL clubs have sooo many more members, bigger crowds than rugby league etc etc.

[mightyrooster]

How is a pet meant to sign up? My Kelpie is pretty smart but no way can he fill out that form.

I think my mini foxie would find it hard too lol!

[rented tracksuit]

How is a pet meant to sign up? My Kelpie Teddy is pretty smart but no way can he fill out that form.

Your dog is stupid then!

[Dr. Voodoo Man]

I'm a country member.

Dr Voodoo Man, Andrew Walker and Rooster1908 can all verify my bona fides.

Merrylands is more like a ****ry member Jaxx old boy.

[Dr. Voodoo Man]

As would our Cavoodle and his Chihuahua offsider. What about muddy paws?

You a chihuahua man Paddo? We have one too.

[Rooster1908]

How is a pet meant to sign up? My Kelpie Teddy is pretty smart but no way can he fill out that form.

Should have got a Collie then

[Rooster1908]

I'm a country member.

Dr Voodoo Man, Andrew Walker and Rooster1908 can all verify my bona fides.

???????

[Paddo Colt 61]

[QUOTE=Dr. Voodoo Man; You a chihuahua man Paddo? We have one too.

My wife rehouses old boys. The Cav is 12 and been with us for 4 years and the Chihuahua is 3 and a more recent addition. Luckily he's not a cranky fella like the old Maltese we had which like Jackie Wighton, bared the fangs at every opportunity. The Council fined us $300 when some goose up the road tried to pick him up. His haircuts cost $800 (not kidding) because he had to be anaesthetised. He had a heart attack and died on the grooming table when we got a mobile guy in after twice paying the $800.

[Spirit of 66]

How is a pet meant to sign up? My Kelpie Teddy is pretty smart but no way can he fill out that form.

Can't he do what Souffs fans do and just drool on the form?

[Jacks Fur Coat]

Can't he do what Souffs fans do and just drool on the form?

He could also leave a bite mark maybe? (Yes I know Souths fans can't...).