We desperately need Bellyache ASAP!!

[Juggler]

You didn't really believe the ando "health" excuse did you?

I'm pretty sure he had lost the players... but he did look like death warmed up in the last couple of rounds he was coach.

[Guest]

Pretending you are in the know again oh humble fan.

You didn't really believe the ando "health" excuse did you?

Fair dinkum fred, stop talking shite old mate.

You and your cryptic bullshit is getting old, fast!

You know sweet farrk all along with the rest of us.

You can shut your eyes and point at the form guide all day, eventually you'll pick a winner.

[Guest]

We need Bellamy at this club like I need cancer of the rectum.

In other words, no way.

[Guest]

Fair dinkum fred, stop talking shite old mate.

You and your cryptic bullshit is getting old, fast!

You know sweet farrk all along with the rest of us.

You can shut your eyes and point at the form guide all day, eventually you'll pick a winner.

You are right, no more cryptic stuff.

Smith will not be coach next year.

I cannot be any clearer than that.

[Guest]

Fair dinkum fred, stop talking shite old mate.

You and your cryptic bullshit is getting old, fast!

You know sweet farrk all along with the rest of us.

You can shut your eyes and point at the form guide all day, eventually you'll pick a winner.

You are right, no more cryptic stuff.

Smith will not be coach next year.

I cannot be any clearer than that.

Ok then fred, if it's the end of the cryptic stuff....

Why won't he see out his contract?

Who will replace him?

How do you know these things?

I don't even know why i'm asking these questions because i know you don't have any of the answers.

[stephenj]

noi to cheating bellyache, yes to a kick up the arse to smith, his selections and use of the bench did cost us thye game?a travesty to have both morts and mitchell in reserves yet anasta still on the field choking our attack!

[Guest]

We need Bellamy at this club like I need cancer of the rectum.

In other words, no way.

John I would still like you if you had a colostomy bag.

What about in the States (you may already know this) they have this thing called a stadium mate. It's basically a uridome on your old fella which runs into a leg bag. So you can get on the drink & you dont miss a moment of the action.

[stsae]

John I would still like you if you had a colostomy bag.

What about in the States (you may already know this) they have this thing called a stadium mate. It's basically a uridome on your old fella which runs into a leg bag. So you can get on the drink & you dont miss a moment of the action.

Good for the movies too.

Or so John told me.

[Guest]

Good for the movies too.

Or so John told me.

If I went to the movies with Ralphy & had to have a leak I would just reach across Ralphy & grab his handbag & use that.

[stsae]

If I went to the movies with Ralphy & had to have a leak I would just reach across Ralphy & grab his handbag & use that.

Lol, that sounds suspiciously like a reacharound mate.

[Guest]

John I would still like you if you had a colostomy bag.

What about in the States (you may already know this) they have this thing called a stadium mate. It's basically a uridome on your old fella which runs into a leg bag. So you can get on the drink & you dont miss a moment of the action.

I've met a baseball fanatic in the states, a Yankees fan named of all things, Les Boyd, who wears a diaper, especially watching the World Series. Nothing surprises me.

[Guest]

Fair dinkum fred, stop talking shite old mate.

You and your cryptic bullshit is getting old, fast!

You know sweet farrk all along with the rest of us.

You can shut your eyes and point at the form guide all day, eventually you'll pick a winner.

You are right, no more cryptic stuff.

Smith will not be coach next year.

I cannot be any clearer than that.

Ok then fred, if it's the end of the cryptic stuff....

Why won't he see out his contract?

Who will replace him?

How do you know these things?

I don't even know why i'm asking these questions because i know you don't have any of the answers.

Ahem...

I'm still waiting fred, old son.

Oh that's right, you still know farrk all!

[Guest]

Fair dinkum fred, stop talking shite old mate.

You and your cryptic bullshit is getting old, fast!

You know sweet farrk all along with the rest of us.

You can shut your eyes and point at the form guide all day, eventually you'll pick a winner.

Hey, I know whats going on.
I log onto the chookpen whilst reading the telegragh. What more do you need?

[Guest]

Let's just say that Smith cant get the best out of the players.

I've really got no idea who will be the next coach although I've got this bad feeling that Stuart is a good chance.

I know this because I hear voices in the middle of the night

[Guest]

Let's just say that Smith cant get the best out of the players.

I've really got no idea who will be the next coach although I've got this bad feeling that Stuart is a good chance.

I know this because I hear voices in the middle of the night

You probably have fallen asleep with the TV on & when you half wake up in the middle of the night you can hear the voices from the TV.

But what are the voices saying ? Do they just say Ricky or do they say Bellamy sometimes?
Hearing voices in your head about the future of the Roosters is pretty good. Now I know who your informant is.