Worst Halves Combination In The NRL

[Guest]

Not sure about the worst combination. However there is one halfback in Sydney who is pretty woeful.

Here are the quiz hints:

He wears #7 but has zero creativity.
He has a never ending inside pass he telegraphs 12 seconds before he throws it
His attack consists of a bomb, then hope like hell
He owes his reputation this past season to the talents of a brilliant 5/8
He ALWAYS goes missing in big games like SOO and Grand Finals
He continues to throw intercept passes and kick out on the full in semis
He only got recognition initially because of his surname, and has still only been an average half
His name is not Mortimer

Love youse all,

Ciao

Peter Wallace?

Because he's related to the Braveheart guy.

[stephenj]

brisvegas can keep him, wallace doesnt come within cooee of our mitch! if he was so good why did the riff get rid of him?

[Guest]

brisvegas can keep him, wallace doesnt come within cooee of our mitch! if he was so good why did the riff get rid of him?

[born_a_rooster]

Worst halves combo? Hmmm
clearly
pearce and carney


R the best and are gonna make up the blues and roos halves the near future

[Guest]

Worst halves combo? Hmmm
clearly
pearce and carney


R the best and are gonna make up the blues and roos halves the near future

pearce wont play for aus whilst ever cronk, thurston and prince are around

[Guest]

Perhaps. But I never said that I hated Souths.

I find them very amusing - particularly their supporters. At the start of every year they ponce about, boasting that they are going to win the comp, despite 40 years of abject failure and disappointment. They seem oblivious to their own recent past, and concentrate instead on the same tired stories of the distant past. They are like feeble, impotent geriatrics boasting about the sexual conquests of their youth.

Souths history (modern not ancient) fills me with joy. I was there to see Steve Mavin self destruct (I even comforted the old lady sitting next to me as she wept). I was there when Rusty got that old codger to ring the bell before their annual flogging. I was there when Merritt dropped the ball after running 75 meters with nobody near him.

All these things add colour and laughter to our game.

Hell, I don't hate Souths. I LOVE them.

Good, that makes me feel much better about the amusement I have gained from the Roosters in recent seasons.

I must confess to having a chuckle looking at Bwaif's face when the final whistle went in the 2010 Grand Final, priceless and deserving. It was highly amusing watching the mighty Dragons giving them the flogging they so richly deserved.

Who can forget the mirth caused by "fave son Fittler" being sacked for being so incapable, after the Roosters talked him up as the next Australian coach? That was a classic.

LOL, Nate Myles delivering a smelly old polly waffle in public, what a class act for a class team. Not to mention the hilarity provided by Carney being caught with the drug of choice for Grandmothers, the good old valium blast. But wait, even better, they DID belong to an old granny. LOL, magic stuff.

Look, I'd love to chat further on the alcohol related incidents so prevalent within your club in recent seasons, not to mention the assaults but gee, considering the quantity of such incidents I don't have another five hours to type.

See you in Rd 1, if your players are sober enough and not still crying and whinging about the thrashing they copped in the Grand Final.

PS: Hope Carney is okay after his *ahem* "balcony incident".

[Spirit of 66]

Good come back, Darque: "Souths may be a joke on the field, but the Roosters are a joke off the field."

But wait... Do I recall any incidents that might soil Souths' "pure-as-the-driven-snow" off-field reputation?

Julian O'Neil and Jeremy Schloss' shoe?

David Fa'alogo punching his coach?

Russell Crowe assaulting a hotel receptionist?

Have a good 2011. Keep LOL'ing. I will.

[Guest]

Good come back, Darque: "Souths may be a joke on the field, but the Roosters are a joke off the field."

But wait... Do I recall any incidents that might soil Souths' "pure-as-the-driven-snow" off-field reputation?

Julian O'Neil and Jeremy Schloss' shoe?

David Fa'alogo punching his coach?

Russell Crowe assaulting a hotel receptionist?

Have a good 2011. Keep LOL'ing. I will.

LOL, if you have to go back as far as O'Neil you're really struggling. Still, I guess you had to try something, in fact anything.

By the way, last time I checked Russell doesn't play for or coach Souths.

Oh, in regards to Fa alogo and Taylor, neither of them met our high standards so we pushed them off to less demanding employment.

What DID happen to Taylor? LOL

[Guest]

LOL, if you have to go back as far as O'Neil you're really struggling. Still, I guess you had to try something, in fact anything.

By the way, last time I checked Russell doesn't play for or coach Souths.

Not that you know of

[Guest]

Good come back, Darque: "Souths may be a joke on the field, but the Roosters are a joke off the field."

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By the way, do you REALLY consider a grand final "off field"?

[Guest]

Not that you know of

Well I attend about 90% of Rabbitohs training sessions including Camp Rabbitoh at Coffs, and for the past two years I've not seen Russell at one training session. If he can coach from overseas he'd be almost as effective as Fave Son Freddy was.

[Guest]

Well I attend about 90% of Rabbitohs training sessions including Camp Rabbitoh at Coffs, and for the past two years I've not seen Russell at one training session. If he can coach from overseas he'd be almost as effective as Fave Son Freddy was.

Go ask some of your past players then, let them fill you in!

[Guest]

By the way, do you REALLY consider a grand final "off field"?

Wooden spooners to grandfinalists is a joke?

lol @ souffs, always delusional.

[Spirit of 66]

By the way, do you REALLY consider a grand final "off field"?

Grand Finals have certainly been "off field" occasions for Souths for the last 40 years.

[Kingbilly]

Well I attend about 90% of Rabbitohs training sessions

Well this is either a straight out lie or soemthing pointing to the fact that $ouff$ don't train enough.

We know you aren't a player or on the coaching staff, so I am backing the lie theory