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Oh dear...his thread has officially gone.
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I think we can take a breather guys?
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There was an old bag who lived in a flat
who spent the days on her computer doing this and that
she had plenty of loot
but could not get a root
so on her vibrator is where she sat
I respect all our moderators here. Past present and even future. Always have done and always will do a wonderful job.Comment
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OHHHHHH MR I am thoroughly enjoying this thread Today it has really has exceeded my expectations. The shenanigans have been second to noneOriginally posted by mightyrooster View PostI respect all our moderators here. Past present and even future. Always have done and always will do a wonderful job.Comment
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Yes today has been brilliant I have thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it. I hope you have had a great Cup Day JackOriginally posted by Jacks Fur Coat View PostI respect all our moderators here. Past present and even future. Always have done and always will do a wonderful job.Comment
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Only two bets...Montefilia and Promise of Success. Stayed in the bag. Weakish Cup this year don't think too many would have cleaned up.Originally posted by Andrew Walker View PostComment
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There once was a horse from Ireland
Who galloped so fast like on fire
But then it came unstuck
And ran out of luck and now sits in in the paddock and mire
“If there is one thing I cannot stand is snobbery. People who try and pretend they’re superior. Makes it hard for those of us who really are.” - Hyacinth Bucket.Comment
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This is a pathetic attempt It does not rhyme or flow like a limerick should Would you care to share the name of this mythical horse Or are you once again wishing misfortune on a living being.Originally posted by redwhiteblue View Post
Karma can be very nasty would not want any of those horrible ailments you have been inflicted with to tear it’s head again But one must wonder why Lady Luck has chosen you for such ailmentsLast edited by Andrew Walker; 11-01-2022, 08:46 PM.I respect all our moderators here. Past present and even future. Always have done and always will do a wonderful job.Comment
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There once was a man who was tasteless
His fuss, noise and drama was baseless
He drove all round the bend
Came unstuck in the end
and his exit was ugly and graceless
Last edited by redwhiteblue; 11-01-2022, 09:38 PM. Reason: Joint effort with Jack as co-author of this limerick“If there is one thing I cannot stand is snobbery. People who try and pretend they’re superior. Makes it hard for those of us who really are.” - Hyacinth Bucket.Comment
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This is much better But again it appears you are wishing ill will and harm towards another I am fascinated as to who this could be. Would you care to share whom these deep seated issues you have are with Watch out for those nasty ailments the good lord has chosen to afflict you with They might come back. Best leave here for the night with a bit of luck I will get a FcukOriginally posted by redwhiteblue View PostLast edited by Andrew Walker; 11-01-2022, 09:05 PM.I respect all our moderators here. Past present and even future. Always have done and always will do a wonderful job.Comment
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Very good RWB. If I could make one slight suggestion to take out the 'But' at the beginning of the fourth line....then perfect meter!Originally posted by redwhiteblue View Post
A lot of truth in that limerick too...without resorting to personal sexual content. Much classier.Comment
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Thank you Jack! It does flow much better that way..I trust your judgement...Originally posted by Jacks Fur Coat View Post
“If there is one thing I cannot stand is snobbery. People who try and pretend they’re superior. Makes it hard for those of us who really are.” - Hyacinth Bucket.Comment
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Menadue was right all along
the sheeple were all smokin' bongs
Putin was good
Jong-un too, understood?
How dare you suggest he was wrong...Comment
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