Hobbies

[Bates]

What if Crab has crabs and that is why it’s acting crabby

That would explains things. He's normally quite mellow!

Crab would be very busy as we speak managing all those scratching apparatus. They are working hard to irradiate those Crabs he contracted from last nights Keno bender.

Poor Crab. Perhaps we could crowd fund?

[rented tracksuit]

That would explains things. He's normally quite mellow!

Crab would be very busy as we speak managing all those scratching apparatus. They are working hard to irradiate those Crabs he contracted from last nights Keno bender.

Poor Crab. Perhaps we could crowd fund?

Jaxxx… oops, I mean sally wants to know if they can be sponsored $1 for every complaint they make to the mods. That will help them build up enough cash to contribute.

[Bates]

BREAKING -

Those Crabs are making Crabs shell go all soft.

He's slowly turning into a Soft Shell Crab

[Bates]

Jaxxx… oops, I mean sally wants to know if they can be sponsored $1 for every complaint they make to the mods. That will help them build up enough cash to contribute.

That would most likely be a substantial amount of money!!! This could potentially save our Crab.

[Andrew Walker]

Jaxxx… oops, I mean sally wants to know if they can be sponsored $1 for every complaint they make to the mods. That will help them build up enough cash to contribute.

I bet he’s complaining to them about his gobbling

[Crab]

That would explains things. He's normally quite mellow!

Crab would be very busy as we speak managing all those scratching apparatus. They are working hard to irradiate those Crabs he contracted from last nights Keno bender.

Poor Crab. Perhaps we could crowd fund?

Ha ha. That's actually quite funny . Keep up with the intellectual humour young fellas !

[mightyrooster]

What rubbish is this? There’s a good name for a thread title.
A polite reminder this is the hobbies thread.
My current favourite hobby is learning to play piano. I’ve also been sorting through a heap of old home videos and photos.

[Bates]

What rubbish is this? There’s a good name for a thread title.
A polite reminder this is the hobbies thread.
My current favourite hobby is learning to play piano. I’ve also been sorting through a heap of old home videos and photos.

Hi mr, are you saying that taking the p#ss isn't a hobby?

It's a national pass time in the UK.

[mightyrooster]

Hi mr, are you saying that taking the p#ss isn't a hobby?

It's a national pass time in the UK.

You’ll find I’m doing just that Renty…er Batesy!

[Bates]

You’ll find I’m doing just that Renty…er Batesy!

You got me good rwb oops mr

[Jacks Fur Coat]

I love music so I guess that's a hobby. Get a lot of requests for different styles of music, lately people wanting some classic hits from the 60s. Here's one you'll like dedicated to our OP of this pearler of a thread.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

Guys I've got such an overwhelming response to the last song. People saying "Jack, we love that old 60s music, but can you please please please play us some Swamp Rock?". Ok, one more tune sorry Renty not wanting to pepper your thread with too much music. The original Swamp Fox, Tony Joe White and his crazy guitar. Dedicate this one to two mates on here who I know really like me deep down. They think a lot of me...obviously.

[mightyrooster]

You got me good rwb oops mr

Nooo….I’m not going down that path. A bit before your time I thought.

[Bates]

Jaxxx turns 103 tomorrow. We should celebrate!

The theme will be 'back in my day'

[Barron's Dream]

Jax is a champion. You guys are just mean girls