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“Bunnings Paradise”
(to the tune of “Pastime Paradise” by Stevie Wonder (1976))
[Verse 1]
As I cruise through the ’burbs in me beat-up Pajero,
Spot a Lancer with neons, driven like a pharaoh.
P-plater princess, lashes like windscreen wipers,
Bass so loud it’d resurrect old snipers.
Spillin’ Boost Juice while she Snapchats her meal,
Actin’ hard, but she cried when the wheel got a peel.
Boyfriend’s got a tat that says “Thug 4 Life,”
But he’s on Centrelink and lives with his wife.
[Chorus]
Been spendin’ most their lives,
Livin’ in a Bunnings paradise.
Hoonin’ round on school nights,
Livin’ in a Bunnings paradise.
Thinkin’ they’re so streetwise,
Livin’ in a Bunnings paradise.
But it’s all just meat pies,
Livin’ in a Bunnings paradise.
[Verse 2]
Rollin’ deep in a Lancer with a plastic wing,
Talkin’ ‘bout “the struggle” but she’s wearin’ bling.
Got “2PAC 4EVA” across her number plate,
But she went to a Catholic school in fkn Yass, mate.
Spotify’s pumpin’ that mumble rap hype,
But it’s filtered through Beats she bought on Afterpay, right?
She reckons Snoop’s real ’cos he said “fo shizzle,”
Yet couldn’t name a track that’s not a stoned drizzle.
[Chorus]
Been spendin’ most their lives,
Livin’ in a Bunnings paradise.
Carpark skids and meat pies,
Livin’ in a Bunnings paradise.
Thinks ‘ops’ means bad guys,
Livin’ in a Bunnings paradise.
But can’t even parallel park right,
Livin’ in a Bunnings paradise.
[Bridge]
It’s all fake Gucci, fake nails, fake strife,
Throwin’ shade on TikTok while dodgin’ real life.
Got more filters than an oil change queue,
Thinkin’ shoutin’ “bruh” makes her look deadly too.
[Outro]
So if ya see a Lancer with a spoiler and dreams,
And a Snoop Dogg sticker where the wipers should be—
Just know behind the smoke and the beat-up scene,
Is a Karen in training with a V Energy routine.Last edited by ism22; 06-13-2025, 03:35 PM.
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I’m Not Yours AnymoreOriginal Setlisthttp://img23.imageshack.us/img23/2051/work001.jpgHowever, they've chaged an order and added/deleted a few songs.I'm a little disappointed the...I respect all our moderators here. Past present and even future. Always have done and always will do a wonderful job.
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God Only Knows - The Beach Boys
The vocal on this from Brian’s brother Carl is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NADx3-qRxek
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Originally posted by mightyrooster View Post
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