The stain that’s on Jacks Fur Coat.

[Bates]

What is it?

Is it tomato sauce?

Flies love it more than horse shite.

Surely it’s not Sally’s ….

Take a guess and let me know what you think it is.

Cheers Batsey

[Bates]

Update.

Currently waiting for Perter Dutton to produce a DNA sample.

[rented tracksuit]

*grabs popcorn*

[Bates]

*grabs popcorn*

I've been inundated with interest. Netflix, Prime etc.

I can't say too much however the current bid is higher than Sandon Smiths current salary which only Sally is privy to.

[rented tracksuit]

I've been inundated with interest. Netflix, Prime etc.

I can't say too much however the current bid is higher than Sandon Smiths current salary which only Sally is privy to.

I wonder if Sally knows where Sandon does his grocery shopping?

[Bates]

Sally has invested heavily into tracking devices and Drones so he should have that covered.

Apparently he's banned from entering Eastgate Bondi Junction. This is where Dom Young does his grocery shopping.

The plot thickens!

[Bates]

They're now saying that Peter Dutton could be an alien so producing DNA could be a problem.

I've always thought he was odd and untrustworthy.

[Bates]

BREAKING

A Keno Card was found in Jacks Fur Coat.

[Bates]

Footage has now emerged of a creamy looking substance on Jacks chin

[Bates]

They've ruled out Mornay sauce.

[Andrew Walker]

Footage has now emerged of a creamy looking substance on Jacks chin

Its Duttons but deep down Jaxxxx wishes it was Netanyahu’s